1. Feed us at the same time daily
2. Give us a share of all that you eat, including bogies.
3. Feed us whatever delights we demand, upset tummy or not. We of course expect you to clean up the resulting "issues "
4. Allow us to drink from the sink and shower, regardless of the mess it creates (It is hardly our fault that you cannot lick yourself as we do)
5. Spend at least 6 hours a day entertaining us.
6. Do not wake us from our sleep to entertain you, the cheek of it!
7. Do not whine if we are being contrary. This is our fuzzy prerogative.
8. Under no circumstances bathe or groom us. We don't enjoy it and frankly we prefer to stink.
9. If in the process of following rule eight you discover that we have fleas ticks or sores, it is then your responsibility to dispense correct treatment immediately.
10. One toilet roll per week must be purchased for the express purpose of wanton destruction.
11. Let us climb on your lap when we wish, not when you do. Fuzzies are family members, not pets.
12. Love us as we love you, with blind unconditional devotion.
13. All these demands must be met before your own, or we will not give you a moments peace.
Signed
Devin (Shih Tzu) & Smokey (Mixed-breed Feline)
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